Her: Get your hand off my arse Him: You're sitting on it Him: Does my moustache turn you on? Her: No, but that chappie with the tight trousers and the bouffy hair over there does. |
Him: I'm only smiling like this because of these trousers Her: You have no chin or neck Him: You look like that tarty one from Ally McBeal Her: You can make a career out of looking vapid? From Living the good life: Her: Honey, did you f*rt? Him; Sure did hun! |
Also, how the hell do you spell bouffy? buffy? boffy? booffy? boofy?
sigh.
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Noice, very noice. I think it's bouffy - as from the word bouffant?
Close cousin to poofy, which was popular in those days too.
Thanks Kirsty, am in agreement, it just didn't look right when I wrote it. :)
Hysterical!!
Bottom pic:
Her: Honey, did you fart?
Him; Sure did hun!
Bottom pic:
Her: Honey, did you fart?
Him; Sure did hun!
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