Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Ten reasons I am a BAAAAD mother.

  1. Last Friday I went out and got drunk. I also smoked a packet of cigarettes. I continue to smoke.
  2. My children are in three days of day care but I only work two days.
  3. I have no idea how many serves of calcium/fibre/protein my children eat a day. I'm just fucking glad when they actually do eat.
  4. I swear. Quite a fucking lot.
  5. I crave solitude.
  6. I frequently forget to wipe their little faces, yes, mine are grubby children.
  7. I don't sing songs at bedtime.
  8. People scowl at my children's behaviour in public, I ignore them (both my children and the people).
  9. I yell.
  10. I bribe.