Ten reasons I am a BAAAAD mother.

1. Last Friday I went out and got drunk. I also smoked a packet of cigarettes. I continue to smoke.
2. My children are in three days of day care but I only work two days.
3. I have no idea how many serves of calcium/fibre/protein my children eat a day. I'm just fucking glad when they actually do eat.
4. I swear. Quite a fucking lot.
5. I crave solitude.
   
6. I frequently forget to wipe their little faces, yes, mine are grubby children.
7. I don't sing songs at bedtime.
8. People scowl at my children's behaviour in public, I ignore them (both my children and the people).
9. I yell.
10. I bribe.