What me-time isn't.

Me-time is not ...

1. Peeling vegetables whilst everyone watches Rubba-dubbas
2. A forty second shower
3. Driving to work with children in the back
4. Hiding in the bathroom
5. Hiding in the bedroom whilst hubby deals with irate children
6. Sneaking in a cup of tea during Postman Pat
7. Downloading bank details from the internet
8. Staring into space and worrying
9. Thinking up plot twists
10. Four minutes of walking to work listening to an iPod

So what is me-time?

Sitting in bed, with a cup of tea, completely undisturbed, and the whole house tidy and peaceful.

Yeah - it'll never happen!