Friday, March 20, 2009

Job Interview

In just a few weeks, and with some reluctance, I shall be departing my part-time job forever. Presently they are interviewing for my job and I was asked to provide a few questions. Here they are...
  • Do you have a drama filled life and can you articulate this over coffee?
  • Can you describe in graphic detail the latest vomiting episode of your husband/child/puppy/cat/neighbour?
  • Do you have an in-appropriate interest in other people's lives and are happy to gossip at length with total strangers? Do you then pass this gossip on to everyone you meet?
  • Do you have any intention whatsoever of getting knocked up?
  • Have you worked in a sheltered workshop before?
  • Do you like to make friends and influence people?
  • Do you ride roughshod over other people's opinions and then blame them in the unlikely event you are wrong?
  • Do you have a secret unseemly passion for Access queries? Other peoples problems? Teacups? Ebay?
  • Are you obsessive? Compulsive? or neurotic?
  • Do you have a deep seated resentment of authority figures?
  • How do you feel about Americans?
  • Do you have great difficulty reliquinishing control of anything and cope badly in a team environment?
  • Do you beleive lunch starts at 11am and finishes at 3pm?
  • Could you spend the rest of the day talking to people on gmail chat (or similar)?
  • Do you deeply resent people who ask you questions? ask you to do work? or ask you to get off the phone to your mother?
I don't think they realise how much they're going to miss me.

2 people love me:

Anonymous said...

You crack me up woman.
So how's it going otherwise? Getting any writing done?
I've missed the daily posts, hopefully when things settle you'll get back to making me laugh every day.

Jess Dee said...

Best of luck to the person ho attempts to take your place.