Sunday, March 22, 2009

Laugh, when you have nothing else left...

Am I or am I not the prettiest girl on the internet?

I took this of myself. Yes, as usual noone else to blame. In my defence it was an accident. I was trying to figure out how to take photos on my new phone... I WAS.

I thought I was pointing the camera at my computer screen in front of me and someone beside me was making smart-arse remarks about losers who photograph their computers.
How wrong we both were.

I don't know what has happened to my face or my hair or (my god) my eyebrows.
I have no idea why I look like this.
In fact I didn't actually realise this is what I look like, or indeed that I even had the capacity to look this horiffic.
Hubby still will not admit that this is his wife.

I have booked myself into the beauty salon for four hours of snipping, waxing and de-blackheading on Wednesday. If they did lipo for double chins I'd be signed up for that as well. Where did those chins come from???

I am never leaving the house again.

4 people love me:

Rachael Johns said...

Definitely prettiest gal!! Don't worry I ALWAYS get a double chin in photos and I SWEAR I don't have one in real life!!!

Enjoy the pampering anyway :)

Sami Lee said...

I think it's bootiful. Australia's next top model is calling...

rhiancahill said...

OMG! Woman you crack me up.
I swear you need to think about writing a book like what we talked about at lunch. Actually don't think about it, DO IT!
Jess will back me up on this one.

Oh, enjoy your pampering.

Jess Dee said...

Roflmao!
I agree with RC.
Write the damn book already!