Am I or am I not the prettiest girl on the internet?
I took this of myself. Yes, as usual noone else to blame. In my defence it was an accident. I was trying to figure out how to take photos on my new phone... I WAS.
I thought I was pointing the camera at my computer screen in front of me and someone beside me was making smart-arse remarks about losers who photograph their computers.
How wrong we both were.
I don't know what has happened to my face or my hair or (my god) my eyebrows.
I have no idea why I look like this.
In fact I didn't actually realise this is what I look like, or indeed that I even had the capacity to look this horiffic.
Hubby still will not admit that this is his wife.
I have booked myself into the beauty salon for four hours of snipping, waxing and de-blackheading on Wednesday. If they did lipo for double chins I'd be signed up for that as well. Where did those chins come from???
I am never leaving the house again.