'Tis talk like a pirate day. Me first duty this sunny morn (do pirates say sunny morn? hmm, lets assume they do. I can see I'm not really cut out for this pirate thing) yarrrr, is to follow yonder link and discover me pirate name. Yarrrr.
'Tis Scurvey Gums Val.
After I've consumed my noggin of rum and shivered me timbers, I'll haul my bunt well up on the yard, smooth the skin and bring it down well abaft. And then, if hubby gets home late from work I'll stove in his old block house like a rum puncheon.
Okay I have a headache now.
Though my Mafia name is Tito the Assassin.