Tell me, would you keep them after you overheard the following conversation....
Miss 6: I don't like the taste of the stuff in my ears
Miss 4: but the stuff up my nose is okay, I always eat it
Barely coping today after disastrous manicure made my stumpy fingers look even stumpier. This on top of deciding to wear earrings again and ending up with a purple throbbing earlobe AND a particularly vicious eyebrow wax that has made me look like I'm wearing scarlet eyeshadow. You can tell I'm trying to feel good about myself can't you.
Is it wrong to be drinking whilst the kids watch Playschool??