Presently I am sitting in Hornsby Westfield before heading out into The Arctic to do my weekly shop at the farmers market. For the record there is an extra large cup of tea cooling beside me - yes, its going to be my day for bathrooms. Also I'm really hoping that someone around here has a mobile phone with the tones from 'Close Encounters' (you know when human kind meets aliens and figures out how to communicate in musical tones in eight seconds flat) and that it keeps going off. Otherwise people, that movie may well have been non-fiction - as my mother frequently suggests - and we may have visitors.
I do feel strongly that, judging from the newsreaders on TV, we may have already Made Contact. Have you looked at them? I mean really looked at them?? Next time the news is on have a close look. Aliens. Everyone of them. Especially on the ABC. I point it out to hubs on an almost daily basis. He tells me to ring my mother.
Speaking of aliens and my husband...
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| Its got man-flu and is not of this world - or is that not long for this world? So easily confused |
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| No itching, burning or unpleasant odour for her |
I think I've said enough.
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And I was being sarcastic about going out and buying them - just so we're clear.
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Is that your husband? And dog?? And tea tray???? He looks like a really sad Jeremy Clarkson. Or what Jeremy Clarkson might look like with man-flu. The husband, not the tea tray. Oh, bother.
Yick. Is the lady garden's PH balance really that important? Anyway, not sure I'd want balanced vag-flora if it makes my ponytail stick out at a 90º angle. Yeah. THAT'S just weird.
Yes, yes and er, yes. Also yes he is told he looks and sounds like Jeremy Clarkson a lot, being very tall and with a booming mid counties accent. However, his attitude to women is slightly less sucky and he's not a compulsive racist. Also I think hubs knows more about cars.
He is presently getting over the whole Eco-vag thing. After reading this post he glared at me and asked, 'must I know EVERYTHING?'
Yes hun, you must. :)
Bwaaaaahahahahaha. Sometimes it must really suck being a man. And reading about women have to put up with ;-P
I have to remember not to read your blogs at work, because they make laugh too much, and this was particularly dangerous with today's post as I work with lots of men and they wondered why I was laughing so much and I REALLY didn't want to explain it to them! But apart from that, very funny reading for HOME! unless I can control myself!
LOL, sorry Liz! Just tell them to google pessary, and then make yourself scarce for 1/2 an hour. That should stop them asking you anything ever again. :)
Mine is a poor petal, a poor poor petal. Noone understands how he suffers or what he has to endure. :(
It has to be a MAN who came up with the idea of "eco-ing" the vag. I mean why put something unnatural in to make it natural. Oh God I've confused myself even with that. There is no logic...
Man flu struck here over easter. Even my cleaner (a man) was sympathising with me!
LOL :)
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