Friday, September 24, 2010

Sexxy Knitting

I apologise, we have not had a good sexxy knitting catalogue photo for ages, so here are three...

I wonder what he is shouting?
Help, my trousers just cut off my testicle?
Come back, serial killers don't wear naff jumpers?
My jumper matches the car upholstery?

Does this neckerchief  make my hair look boofy?
Cannot. Get. Enough. Oxygen.
Help, my sideburns just invaded my ears? Pardon?
What do you mean polyester is flammable?

I can tell what he's thinking here... "International spies need to dress to fit in with the locals, they'll never discover my secret identity as a Russian double agent if I dress like this."

Photos courtesy of mum's vast machine-knitting pattern collection. :)

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Sue, Joe and Michael Webber said...

I just choked on me home made feijoa wine! :D

alliecat said...

I actually snorted when I laughed then. Pleeeease make this a more regular segment!!

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

Sorry Sue :) Wine sounds awesome.

Could be worse Alliecat, I have to tense the pelvic floor these days :) PROMISE to do these more frequently - Mum's got thousands of them and they're all tragically hysterical :)

Mel said...

Tragically!!

Sue, Joe and Michael Webber said...

Ahh pelvic floors! I remember when I had them!

Langdowns said...

Hysterical!! When I saw the heading come up "sexy knitting" I thought I was going to see a knitted bikini or a crocheted g string ... but this was so much better ...

Fi said...

Hey Caitlyn! Loving your sense of humour :)

But speshly these awesome knitting patterns. What a hottie :)

Cheers

Fi
http://kiwifruit-the-blog.co.nz/

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

Thanks Langdowns :) - knitted g-strings? now that's just crass (and also would cause chafing)

Thx Fi :)

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

Thanks Langdowns :) - knitted g-strings? now that's just crass (and also would cause chafing)

Thx Fi :)

Fi said...

Hey Caitlyn! Loving your sense of humour :)

But speshly these awesome knitting patterns. What a hottie :)

Cheers

Fi
http://kiwifruit-the-blog.co.nz/