Disgusting Things

Well, I thought long and hard about including photos in this post, but then decided that, really, I wasn't prepared to take photos of the following, so you'll just have to imagine them.

Things that have revolted me in the last 24 hours.

1. Our Dishwasher - it clogged.  It clogged on a day when we'd had fish for dinner the night before.  So imagine a cold, glutinous white liquid that stinks of fish spilling out onto the floor when you decided to unload the dishwasher ten minutes before you were due to go somewhere else. Ug.
2. Snails Having Sex - I grabbed a snail off the lemon tree, only to find another snail attached to it, and they weren't just hugging. Ew. Fed them both to the chickens.
3. My Mother's Fingernail - she accidentally caught it in a toilet door (at the Opera House as it happens) and the end of her finger is doubled in size, black, with a dead white nail hanging off it. Even the lady in the supermarket looked a bit queasy at the sight of it.
4. Cat Ate Bird - well bits of bird, a myna which is a pest so YAY pussy cat. Not so yay that she bit off more than she can chew and left the gubbins all over the balcony.

YUCK.