Things that have revolted me in the last 24 hours.
- Our Dishwasher - it clogged. It clogged on a day when we'd had fish for dinner the night before. So imagine a cold, glutinous white liquid that stinks of fish spilling out onto the floor when you decided to unload the dishwasher ten minutes before you were due to go somewhere else. Ug.
- Snails Having Sex - I grabbed a snail off the lemon tree, only to find another snail attached to it, and they weren't just hugging. Ew. Fed them both to the chickens.
- My Mother's Fingernail - she accidentally caught it in a toilet door (at the Opera House as it happens) and the end of her finger is doubled in size, black, with a dead white nail hanging off it. Even the lady in the supermarket looked a bit queasy at the sight of it.
- Cat Ate Bird - well bits of bird, a myna which is a pest so YAY pussy cat. Not so yay that she bit off more than she can chew and left the gubbins all over the balcony.