PRODIGAL CHICKEN RETURNS
In news just in, there is rejoicing tonight at The Coop. Pecky, The Prodigal Chicken, has returned. Thus far she has refused to comment on her whereabouts though a close personal friend has suggested she may or may not have been hanging out at Robbie Williams house. Local F-list celebrity and relieved Landlord, Caitlyn Nicholas said, "Wait a sec, four chickens? What the ... ?"
Ms Nicholas then rang The One Who Forgets To Shut The Coop At Night to check that one chicken had indeed gone missing the previous day and a comprehensive search of the property had been carried out. When this was unequivocally confirmed there was much head-scratching (Nits have been ruled out as a cause). It has been concluded that when Certain People water dowsed on the weekend they opened up a hole in time and Pecky fell through it. There have been unconfirmed reports that she gave Bird Flu to everyone in the future and we are all DOOMED. DOOOOOOMED I tells ya.
HEARTFELT APOLOGIES TO NEXT-DOOR KELPIE AND LOCAL PIGEONS OF PREY
Relieved Landlord and local F-list celebrity, Caitlyn Nicholas said, "Er, about that whole murder accusation yesterday. Bygones? Yes?"
A member of The Coop who wished to remain anonymous doubts the washing will ever go un-shat-upon again (by the birds). The Next-Door Kelpie was heard to mutter that she was a patient dog. A very patient dog.
CHICKENS FOUND LIVING IN SQUALOR