Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sexxy Knitting

So Mumndad are back from the UK, and today I went and had a browse through Mum's machine knitting pattern books.
Her: Get your hand off my arse
Him: You're sitting on it

Him: Does my moustache turn you on?
Her: No, but that chappie with the tight trousers and the bouffy hair over there does.
Him: I'm only smiling like this because of these trousers
Her: You have no chin or neck

Him: You look like that tarty one from Ally McBeal
Her: You can make a career out of looking vapid?

From Living the good life:
Her: Honey, did you f*rt?
Him; Sure did hun! 
Anyone with a caption, leave it in the comments and I'll whack it up here :)

Also, how the hell do you spell bouffy? buffy? boffy? booffy? boofy?

sigh.

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Kirsty@Bonjour said...

Noice, very noice. I think it's bouffy - as from the word bouffant?

Close cousin to poofy, which was popular in those days too.

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

Thanks Kirsty, am in agreement, it just didn't look right when I wrote it. :)

Mel said...

Hysterical!!

Sue, Joe and Michael Webber said...

Bottom pic:
Her: Honey, did you fart?
Him; Sure did hun!

Sue, Joe and Michael Webber said...

Bottom pic:
Her: Honey, did you fart?
Him; Sure did hun!