Her: Get your hand off my arse
Him: You're sitting on it
Him: Does my moustache turn you on?
Her: No, but that chappie with the tight trousers and the bouffy hair over there does.
Him: I'm only smiling like this because of these trousers
Her: You have no chin or neck
Him: You look like that tarty one from Ally McBeal
Her: You can make a career out of looking vapid?
From Living the good life:
Her: Honey, did you f*rt?
Him; Sure did hun!
Also, how the hell do you spell bouffy? buffy? boffy? booffy? boofy?