Friday, October 17, 2008

They're Ginormous...

Went bra shopping.

Yes, probably nuff said. But you know me. Too far is not nearly far enough...

Despite losing weight have gone UP a bra size. F. I ask you. Size F. I nearly cried in the change room at DJs when I realised that good old E was er too squishy. And what is F for anyway? I mean it was E for Enormous, F for fucking gigantic Flipsy and Flop perhaps?

A for appealing
B for beautiful
C for a cupful
D for delicious
E for enormous
F for Frickin huge.

Soon they will be obscuring my belly button. Swing low sweet chariot, la, la, la...

Yes. It doesn't get much worse does it...

OH actually It DOES. If after you've had a small meltdown about your new bra size you decide to go shopping for swimmers. Why I didn't just fling myself off the top level of the Westfield carpark, I don't know.

I bought myself a bikini (yes, I have no brain), convinced myself all the way home in the car it looks fine, and then when I showed hubby he hesitated. And in that moment of hesitation I could see his poor terrified brain going... "If I tell her the truth she'll never have sex with me again, If I don't tell her the truth she'll figure it out eventually and then blame me and never have sex with me again. I am going to lose this badly."
Needless to say its going back to the shop and the purple Target tankini that I've had since 2003 will do me another summer.

SIGH.

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rhiancahill said...

OMG! ROFLMAO!
I'm the other end of the scale. What would A- stand for do you think? I've got the hips and ass of a B cup so you'd think that life would be fair and I'd be able to buy swimmers off the rack but nooooo..... I've gotta do that buy the bottoms buy the top thingy that usually costs twice as much. Sometimes I'm tempted to go without the top, well, it's not like I even look like a girl when I lie down by the pool, the bikini top's the only give away then.
RC

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

You see this is why life is so unfair. I've got ample, and would love to give some away. You wouldn't mind being bigger. But can we share??

Sniff.

Jess Dee said...

LOLOL.
Oh, Cait, I have missed your blogging. Welcome back.
BTW - good on you for even buying the bikini, no matter how it looks. I am ashamed to even put on my one piece. It's not a pretty sight.*sigh*

Jess