|You Are 75% Pirate|
Oh, its scurvey. That explains the bad breath, falling out teeth and thinning hair. I was sure it was old age.
Pirates seem to be a bit of a theme with me at the moment. You see I've just been writing a scene in The Bunker where everyone talks in Pirate. Yes, it is a romantic suspense, yes compter hackers are involved and a nuclear bunker. But this doesn't mean there can't be a bit of pirate-speak. No. Not at all.