Never let it be said that I have any dignity whatsoever.

Miss Nearly Four: Can I make you look like Barbie?
Me: Knock yourself out.... Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Miss Nearly Four: Sit still.
Me: OW.
Miss Nearly Four: Perfect. Now we have to take a photo.
Me: Must we?
Miss Nearly Four: Yes. Right now.
Me: Heartfelt sigh.

Yes, Barbie's twin sister me.

sigh.

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