Friday, January 08, 2010

Have spent the entire day watching my chickens.

All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From My Chickens
by Michaele Oleson

Wake up early, stay busy
Rest when you need to, but always stay alert
Visit you favourite places every day
Scratch out a living
Routine is good
Plump is good
Don't ponder your purpose in life - your brain is too small
Accept the pecking order and know you enemies
Weed your garden
Look after your children
- Sit on them if necessary
- Take them for walks, show them the little things and talk constantly
Make a nice nest - share it with friends
Brag on your accomplishments
Protect your nest egg
Test your wings once in a while
Squawk when necessary
As you age, demand respect
Leave a little something for those who care about you
Chase butterflies

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dixiebelle said...

LOL, that's a great life, if you ask me, but you forgot, try not to get eaten for Sunday dinner, and poop wherever you can!

Quixotic said...

Wow - I think I have found my new Life Philosophy!!

Sharnanigans said...

Oh hello! How great is this list. Maybe you could add - that sometimes it is ok to be clucky???

haha

Being Me said...

Great tips! I also like the additions from your commenters :)

Caitlyn Nicholas said...

I love the additions as well,LOL :)

Sharnanigans said...

Oh hello! How great is this list. Maybe you could add - that sometimes it is ok to be clucky???

haha